My lovely Washington DC studio that I mentioned in a previous post really is secret. You’ve never heard me mention it before, have you? And it’s very highly fortified. If President Bush had wanted somewhere else to hide Vice-President Cheney when he needed that undisclosed location, or if President Obama needs somewhere to hide Vice-President Biden, well, I’ve got just the place. To enter my studio, one must go through many heavy, very solid doors, then one wanders through a spooky, narrow hallway past a surveillance camera, after which one winds upwards in a concrete stairwell. (Sorry, I can’t tell you which floor is mine. It’s Top Secret.)
In fact, getting into my studio involves a process that’s a little bit like this:
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykxfwjm8nAE&feature=related]